Cancel Eurovision, San Marino Has Already Won!

I'm rarely lost for words but San Marino's Eurovision entry has left me speechless. The tiny principality will be represented by a flawless diva called Valentina Monetta, who has delivered one of the best/worst songs ever to grace/pollute the competition. I'm not going to spoil the magic of "Facebook Uh Oh Oh" by examining its timeless lyrics ("so you wanna make love with me, am I really your cup of tea?") and big budget video, which showcases Valentina's just-escaped-from-a-mental-institution beauty as well as some of the worst visual effects of all time. Seriously, let's just call the whole thing off. I thought Anggun had it in the bag with her epic "Echo (You And I)" but Eurovision is about to get rocked by a redheaded she-devil with a social media fixation. Watch in awe below.