Nicole Scherzinger is on the verge of pulling off the most daring plan in the history of popular music. Let me take you through it step-by-step:
1. Make the Pussycat Dolls happen
2. Spend years recording an eagerly-anticipated solo album
3. Never release said debut to keep the buzz building
4. Return to Pussycat Dolls so they don't starve
5. Win Dancing With The Stars to pass the time
6. Record a second amazing solo album
7. Refuse to release above-mentioned triumph in America to keep them wanting more
8. Get murdered in random movie sequel for sympathy
9. Be intentionally exiled to X Factor UK to build international fanbase
10. Finally release an album, outsell Adele and win 27 Grammys
So far, so good. I guess it all comes down to "Boomerang" and if the first preview is any indication - Nicky's comeback is a "Don't Hold Your Breath"-sized smash! You can hear 20 seconds of the glorious anthem in the random clip below. The triple threat's latest genre-defining triumph is a synth-heavy club-banger with a distinct '80s twist. I can't wait to hear the song in full. My beautiful Puakenikeni will finally have her day in the sun. Mark my words!
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